Can I help you?
Hey, how you doing? I’m Sosie’s dad.
I really don’t care who you are. Step back and get out of this room.
Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. This is my apartment.
Is this your room? No, this is not your room. This is Sosie’s room. I want you to step back.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Hang on. Is that a high value treat?
Well, yeah, in fact it is.
Take the treat, put it on the floor and back up slowly.
—Kevin Bacon and his dog Rocky meeting for the first time